When Your Close Friend Is In Love With You.

Try to imagine a scenario where a man whom everybody thinks is straight, is not and is dating several women because they remind him of another man. This is Dieter Bohlen, head over heels for Thomas Anders, whom everybody thinks is as straight as a column, but in reality, is as straight as a spaghetti.

The gay rumors that haunted Modern Talking since they were established hurt Thomas’ image more than it did Bohlen. Thomas might have been seen as an attractive figure by the audience and the media, but was also considered way too feminine due to his behavior on stage, the make-up that he put on, and the clothes that he wore. That’s why a lot concluded that he was a gay man and turned a blind eye to Bohlen’s behavior.

A German journalist called Martin Brem, became famous for the fragment that he wrote for “Musik-express” towards Thomas: a “sun-tanned singing faggot” while calling Bohlen in the same article “The Rambo”.

That old generation of Germans had great problems with Thomas, while simultaneously listening to alpha-masculine bands like KISS and Depeche Mode. This is the equivalent of homophobic politicians getting caught by the police hosting gay orgies.

In truth, the only singing faggot in this entire story was none other than Dieter Bohlen, who ticks all the boxes of a horrible human being: a coward, a manipulator who takes advantage of people, a hidden gay, a pervert, a woman-beater, a cheater, an abuser, but most importantly, a disgusting betrayer. He is the perfect role model for this sadistic society.

And it’s not just betrayal when it comes to taking credit for this success and the compositions. It’s also a betrayal that he is silent about Thomas’ suffering. Even worse when he makes that suffering even worse for Thomas, by portraying himself as the victim, spreading fake rumors, humiliating Thomas in public, and insulting him.

This clearly shows that there never was a romantic relationship between them. Because only a man hurt by rejection hates the way Dieter does.

And that Dieter was always in love with Thomas, he never made it a secret. Not only in his creepy, perverted behavior but also in the lyrics that he wrote at Modern Talking and his project Blue System. To his credit, at least Bohlen wrote something at MT: The homosexual lyrics.

For some reason, the photographs which we are going to show you here, never raised alarm bells to anyone. Nobody questioned why Bohlen’s behavior was incredibly perverted and creepy. They absolutely did not care. Even the ardent fans of the band who believed that there was friendship between them, did not care.

This photograph taken from the earliest MT photoshoots, where Bohlen tries to insert his knee inside Thomas’ inner thigh or let’s say it bluntly, in his genitals, is one of the many photos where Dieter tries to make as much physical contact with Thomas as possible.

And this is not the first time where Dieter pursues intimacy by touching Thomas’ genitals. In fact, he always was very pushy.

This is another photograph from April 1985, in Paris, where Bohlen fully rests his body and elbow on Thomas’ inner thigh.

Even the photographers themselves seemed to be okay with such creepy behavior because they actually agreed to publish these photo sessions for the magazines.

Even gay couples do not pose like that for a photo…

Pay attention to the knees and what are they facing. As we said, this would not be the first time that our love bird would want to seek physical intimacy by touching Thomas’ inner thighs or genitals.

And this would not be the last time either.

This photograph looks like a copy-paste of photosessions with Nora and Thomas. The way Dieter behaves here, as if he seems to caress Thomas’ cheek or hair, is exactly like Nora’s: Possessive. But as we said, Bohlen is more pushy.

The devil preying on the angel, and the angel who tries shield himself from the devil.

The devil also likes being shy and goofy, not only being a predator.

This photograph, for example, would’ve been way more cute and wholesome if there was no betrayal and abuse involved.

But that would be the same as saying that Hitler was a good person because he loved protecting animals.

This very intimate sequence (taken from BRAVO) basically describes Modern Talking as a whole, Thomas being Dieter’s muse.

However, these creepy photo sessions soon came to an end when Dieter realized that he was acting very gayishly in love. This time, he had to behave as a macho and now Thomas had to be “near”.

Many realized the gay aura, but this gay aura was due to Bohlen, and this was projected on Thomas.

In fact, in these photographs, Thomas only shows off Nora’s jewelry. The black ring that he is wearing in the first photo, is also Nora’s ring. (She wore the same ring in the trial in 2011 where she sued Thomas for his autobiography)

Did you know that touching someone’s knee with your knee is a sign of attraction? This photoshoot was the last known MT photoshoot (of the first reunion).

And Dieter could no way miss the opportunity to be physically close… one last time. (if it was one last time)

But perversion didn’t just end in 1987. It only continued as normal.

When Bohlen founded Blue System, he found this as an opportunity not only to “avenge”, but also found it as a place to express his “poems”.

Poems like “48 Hours”, whose video clip features Nadja Abd El Farrag, Bohlen’s tanned girlfriend who makes her best impression of a young Thomas, and where Bohlen, as a proclaimed heterosexual man, sings: “Hit me, hit me, baby all night long, and make me ooh so strong”

Who would’ve expected such a submissive side of this macho man, who is longing to be hit?

 

Fast forward to 1998. Modern Talking is back. Dieter is happy, and fans are happy. Thomas pretends to be happy. Nora is gone. Now’s a paradise.

Just like Modern Talking returned, so did the perverted behavior of “Didda”. To the point that rumors suggested in 1998 that they slept in the same hotel room. Which turned out to be true. On a few occasions, both men were teased by talk show hosts in Germany about having to sleep together in one room. (we posted one of the videos here)

In addition, Dieter casually admitted in an interview with “Stern” in 1998, that he would lie in every bathtub Thomas had been before, because he was very clean. Even hinted that he “used” (trampled on) Thomas’ wet bathrobe/towel.

As you can see, this time, Dieter was very comfortable with his so-called affection. The ear-licking was not enough, of course. In the 1980s he was pushy, but now he was comfortable. He could now show he is gay easily. Probably because Dieter finally won his little prince back from Nora, through his cousin, Claudia.

 

For some reason, we never saw the photographs of this “photo-session”. Instead, we rather watched an erotic RTL reportage where Dieter and Thomas shoot affectionate and loving gazes at each other. Very strange.

It looks like they just made a fake photo session with the purpose of making this reportage, broadcast it on RTL (who are actually Dieter’s friends) and make the two seem really close. But how?

The words of the narrator ending with: “Die beiden mögen sich wirklich” (the two really like each other) and the camera pointing at Thomas, (instead of both) really leaves a bad after-taste. There’s no way in hell people should see how Dieter looks at Thomas. (But that’s still impossible, because Dieter cannot control himself)

Even though it’s quite obvious how nervous and shy Dieter looks here. (his eyes moving up and down from the eyes to the lips of his beloved).

 

And as we already said, this would not be the last time Dieter (or Didda) would want to touch Thomas’ genitals. It’s actually repulsive how some men like him, can comfortably grab someone’s dick live and then be called the heterosexual man of the century. This is sexual harassment live on TV.

Here, he behaves as if having done the same thing many times, over and over again. Which shows that Dieter does not seem only enchanted by Thomas’s brown eyes.

It’s not just the dick-grabbing or the ear-biting, it’s also the way he stares at Thomas, every single time, that he can’t take his eyes off. That RTL reportage was one example.

Watch these videos carefully. (They are long so try skipping through)

 

 

 

Body language never lies.

Didda doesn’t only love when people make implications about him sleeping in the same hotel room with Thomas, he also loves to make jokes where there lies half the truth.

 

For example, in this video, Dieter says that he becomes emotional when he hears Thomas singing. I guess this is nothing new but it’s nice to hear him admit it.

The likelihood that Dieter doesn’t become only emotional, but also something ELSE when he hears Thomas singing, is quite high.

 

This interview right here shows perfectly how much Dieter loves to be gay for Thomas, he is shy but happy, even when he is in front of his friends. Dieter’s motto in life is also most likely to start with this line: “At least I did it with socks on”. 

The audience giggles like cocks in the morning every time there is some implication of gay sex, and Bohlen fuels the fire even more while Thomas tries to maintain his composure without feeling dejected. Harald Schmidt, a legend of talk shows in 1990s-2000s Germany and a fan of Bohlen, did a great job by making Bohlen blush and embarrassed. You shouldn’t be so openly gay, Didda.

 

That Bohlen is obsessed with the brown eyes of Thomas, is nothing new, but sometimes he forgets that he has a reputation of heterosexuality to care about.

The journalist here, asks him where he gets the inspiration to “write” such romantic songs, and he responds: “I don’t know, when I look into the brown eyes of Thomas this is where I get the inspiration”

 

This fragment was taken from the “6 Years 6 Nights” video clip, a song by Dieter’s project, Blue System in 1994. Brits and the Americans, upon seeing this, would have obliterated Bohlen with gay-naming.

Bohlen here exudes the exact aura of a gay man; what gives his absolute homosexuality away, is the fluttering of his eyelashes like a submissive puppy, in addition to the melody and the lyrics themselves being incredibly gay, as well. Because they are dedicated to Thomas.

We are incredibly curious about what the three choir vocalists, Rolf Koehler, Detlef Wiedeke, and Michael Scholz were thinking when they sang these songs. It must’ve been torture.

Check out this interview from 1985, Dieter not only is once again showing perverted behavior, but when asked about homosexuals, absolutely out of nowhere, he sneaks in Thomas’ name in the discussion:

… because I sing with one of these? Well, no, I’m not entirely sure here. Some homos don’t even know that they are gay. This could also apply to Thomas. Otherwise, I consider them people who are completely worthy of love, with increased sensitivity, perception, and a sense of tact. And I get along very well with such men!

He can’t be more obvious that he is the real gay here. “There are homos who don’t even know they are gay. This could also apply to Thomas.” – Or that he sings with one of “these”. Dieter says things but projects his feelings onto Thomas.

And there is nothing wrong with being gay. But Bohlen is a perverted betrayer who must be exposed.

A mature, evolved version of wealthy Dietrich would do everything to save Thomas from the suffering he endured. Bohlen’s love is real love, but it’s also based on perversion and manipulation. A true lover never steals your spotlight, nor betrays you for money and fame… And Thomas is silent because he is alone and has nobody. His parents, both adoptive and real are dead. His relatives have long abandoned him. His real children hide somewhere. His friends are all betrayers and perverts. He accepted fate for he couldn’t escape from it.

While Bohlen doesn’t accept the fate of feeling unloved and rejected by his love of more than 40 years. He has to “date” women who look similar to Thomas, and he has to insult or bully others publicly. Only that way he will feel fulfilled: unhappiness results in hatred. Worse that Bohlen has written in his shitty books that his little Apache with lipgloss wore corsets. Projecting his profound gayness onto Thomas alone isn’t enough. That’s just Bohlen’s wet fantasy.

Didda isn’t in love because Thomas looked like a female. He loved Thomas even when he grew a beard and made a ponytail, even when Thomas cut his hair, loved even when Thomas started behaving more “masculine” for the public. He still is in love.

Rumors in the early 1990s, especially in 1991, that Thomas and Dieter still had contact already existed. In this magazine issue from 1991, it says that Thomas offered Dieter to reconcile. In fact, preparations were ready, too. Everything was ready for the reconciliation to happen live on ZDF, in a show hosted by Thomas Gottschalk and Gunter Jauch, the two other legends of German talk shows in the 1980s-1990s.

But a reconciliation did not happen, a physical altercation did instead. Maybe this comeback was way too exaggerated in the media. However, it was written much later, that in these very same halls of ZDF, Thomas angrily blew a punch at Dieter after the latter said something to him, that he ended up showing up the next day with a black eye.

This incident was not confirmed to be true by either Bohlen or Anders, but the manager of the latter, Achim Pauly actually hinted that Thomas, really punched Dieter: “I don’t know what Dieter said to Thomas, but Thomas is a very quiet person. If he punched, he had a good reason for it”.

A weak feminine man blows a punch at the heterosexual alpha male.

It’s also not coincidental that Bohlen had very consistent travels to Los Angeles (where Thomas lived with Nora) after “MT” broke up in 1987. He traveled there not only to shoot “My Bed Is Too Big” but also to record songs for Bonnie Tyler.

 

Here in this interview (with a Russian voiceover) Dieter pretends to be surprised that Thomas wants to reconcile in Moscow or that there is no contact with him. His body language betrays him. Because it’s the same year in question: 1991.

The contact between them never broke. And Bohlen makes it clear in his song Romeo & Juliet, ALSO in 1991: Love on the telephone is killing me. I sail my ship alone, old memories.

Bohlen is so in love with this angelic creature that he calls his managers to find models that look like this Apache with lip gloss. The dates are so blatantly planned and the cheating dramas even more exaggerated. Bohlen doesn’t love these women, be they girlfriends or random one-night stands at all, the only reason he goes with them is because they’re similar to a man.

And once Bohlen is bored, nothing stops him from jumping to another woman. Once he got bored of Verona Feldbusch, he punched her in the face and immediately crawled back to Nadja.

No matter how much Bohlen tries to regain his heterosexuality, his attempts will never regain his lust for women. In old interviews, he always looked completely cold and detached and showed little to no chemistry with his female partners. For him, they don’t exist until they enter his sheets where he can fantasize all he wants about the pink Cadillac of Geronimo.

Bohlen’s first tanned girlfriend, Nadja Abd el Farrag, who for years has been going through depression and alcoholic addiction, used to tell a long time ago, that over the last 12 years of her relationship with Bohlen, their sex life was fantastic. Unfortunately, somebody ought to tell Nadja that the reason why it was “fantastic”, was because her partner was imagining someone else instead of her. Sorry for learning out this way, Nadja. Es tut uns sehr leid.

Love, affection, warmth, chemistry towards women, Dieter Bohlen shows none of them. Towards ONE man, yep.

Even the relationship with his current “girlfriend” of 18 years named Fatma Carina is blatantly fake and pure PR. One might be fooled by the longevity of the relationship, but in truth, something evil is happening behind the scenes, that probably revolves around Bohlen’s “son”, Maximilian.

Sooner or later, once Max is 15, Carina might also be for the streets.

Because since only the brown eyes of Thomas bewitch him, it means that only a son from his DNA can probably bewitch Dieter the same.

Verona perhaps noticed that her brown eyes weren’t bewitching enough, that’s why she angered Bohlen. In January 2023, she invited Thomas to her show “More Than Talking”. There, Verona revealed to him that Bohlen had told her while they were still dating, that she looked exactly like Thomas with your innocent Bambi eyes”.

“Dieter once said to me, that your Bambi eyes used to remind him of my eyes and that he was very impressed with your voice as a singer right from the start. You see, the Pop Titan said something nice about you. Surprised?”

It’s not easy forgetting your true love who gave you everything. About Thomas, they spread thousands of rumors that he is gay, only because of his behavior and his look. But about Bohlen’s sexuality, one can never question anything. Verona lasted only 2-3 weeks and then got dumped. For Dieter, she wasn’t “Thomas” enough.

It will also be Carina’s turn to get dumped once she becomes boring to Bohlen. But even if she doesn’t, something is happening and will definitely happen there… at Bohlen’s villa.

Brown-eyed women who are similar to Thomas don’t enchant Dieter enough. Because some other things are missing: The voice of an angel and the Cadillac of Geronimo.